December 2009
16 posts
Huis Clos by Sartre
Inès: Je ne suis pas polie
Garcin: Je le serais donc pour deux
“There’s this really cute guy at my synagogue and I want to ask him out, but I...”
– Sex Advice from Jewish Mothers: Jane By: Elyssa Goodman
“It’s not cheating or grinding if it’s House music.”
– Skeet On Mischa: Things I Learned From Last Night’s Episode Of “Jersey Shore”
The rules of a Gentleman are just different at the Jersey Shore…I guess…
-The Young Gentleman
“Smelling fresh, sharp clothes, and acting smart don’t guarantee you...”
– The Young Gentleman
Taking Yourself Out of a Situation
As we grow up, we notice different feelings in social settings. When we are young we learn how to interact with people, how to play, and communicate. We get older and these feelings mature, we develop stable friendships, lust, and desire for others attention. By the time one goes through college, they have experienced a menagerie of different feelings involving other people. What most people are...
“Count how many times you say “uh” or “um” in a...”
– The Young Gentleman
Expand your music collection
Always make sure you have music for everyone. A gentleman’s iPod should appeal to the masses, through time.
But why pay? Go to you local library and borrow their CD’s. Put them on your iPod then return them. There is no reason to pay for music you don’t love or that you aren’t sure you will like.
So expand your collection “FO FREE!”
-The Young Gentleman
“Lawyer: “What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?”...”
– Slang is dangerous situation.
-The Young Gentleman
Entertaining
Never let your guests enter a quiet house. Always have music playing in the background.
After your guest has settled in, offer them a drink and pour the first glass. They may help themselves after the first round, but you must provide the initial glass and pour.
Provide food. Never make a guest ask if there is something to eat. Leave out something you know everyone will like.
Never let a cup...
“Conversations are not competitions for who has a better story and who has more...”
– The Young Gentleman
“Buy a scarf. Hide your double chin.”
– The Young Gentleman
It's Finals Time
But that doesn’t mean stop showering, shaving, and brushing your teeth. For some reason college students take every opportunity to forego personal hygiene. Not the best idea.
Understanding that it is finals time it’s ok to be a little lax, but only if need be. Certain things should never be done, i.e.:
Stopping Showering
Stopping Brushing your hair
Going barefoot on campus
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